Temporal Consequences FAQ

Time Traveler's Guide to Avoiding Clichés

Q: What happens if I go back in time and kill my grandfather?

A: Ah, classic. You'll just end up with a really confusing family tree. Our lawyers recommend avoiding paradoxes.

Q: Will I still be able to use my smartphone in ancient Egypt?

A: Sadly, no. The pyramids have terrible reception. Stick to carrier pigeons, pal.

Q: Can I bring back any modern technology to ancient times?

A: Only if you want to see a horde of angry Egyptians storming the local blacksmith demanding to know the secrets of your "magic rock." Don't do it.

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