Warning: Time travel is not for the faint of heart. Asking for help can have unintended consequences, like getting stuck in a temporal loop or turning your brain into a sentient, self-aware toaster.
Q: What are the risks of asking for time travel advice?
A: Temporal Indigestion Syndrome, a condition where your brain becomes so overwhelmed with paradoxical possibilities that it starts to emit a loud, piercing whine.
Q: Can I trust the advice given here?
A: No. We're just a bunch of amateur hour-gazers with a penchant for terrible dad jokes. You're on your own.
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