Q: I've traveled back in time and my outfit is a mess. How do I fix it?

A: Don't worry, we've got you covered. Our team of expert temporal fashion advisors are here to help you avoid looking like a total temporal trendsetter in the 80s.

Q: What's the best way to style my 1920s flapper dress for the 21st century?

A: Add some neon, lots and lots of neon. And a pair of platform shoes that will make you look like a reject from a bad 90s rave party.

Q: Can I still wear my velvet suit to the 1969 Woodstock festival?

A: Absolutely, but only if you want to get booed off the stage.