Q: What is Temporal Heist Game?
A: It's a game of cat-and-mouse temporal thievery. You play as a time-traveling thief, stealing valuable items from different eras while avoiding the authorities.
Q: What kind of items can I steal?
A: Steal the Mona Lisa, the Apollo 11 moon rock, the original Star Wars script, or the last remaining supply of disco-era platform shoes. The more valuable and ridiculous, the better!
Q: How do I avoid the Timekeepers?
A: Use the Temporal Displacement Device, naturally. It's a wristwatch that looks like a toaster, but with more buttons. Don't ask questions.
Q: Can I steal items from my own timeline?
A: No, no, no. That's just not sporting. Leave your own ancestors' valuables alone. They're not worth the risk of paradoxes.
Q: Can I play with my friends?
A: Yes, yes. Gather a team of skilled temporal thieves, and together, take on the timestream. Just remember, if you get stuck in a time loop, you're on your own.
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