Q: Why is time travel so hard?
Because, honestly, you're not exactly the most punctual thief in the universe.Q: What are the penalties for temporal theft?
Oh, it's not like we haven't told you before: Temporal Loopholes can get you a life-time in prison.Q: Can I still get away with it?
Don't even try. The Time Police Department is always watching.Q: How do I appeal a temporal conviction?
Good luck with that. You're going to need it. Temporal Parole is a real challenge.