Temporal Lawsuits: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What are the consequences of time travel?

A: You'll probably get a headache. And possibly a few gray hairs. And possibly a time paradox. But hey, it's worth it for the thrill of it all!

Q: Can I travel back in time to kill my in-laws?Yes, but don't say we didn't warn you.

Q: How do I file a lawsuit in ancient Egypt?

A: You'll need to find a lawyer who specializes in ancient Egyptian law. Good luck with that. You might also need to learn how to write in hieroglyphics and find a way to get to the correct time-space coordinate. Oh, and don't forget to pack your sunscreen.

Q: Can I sue the Ancient Egyptians for not having decent coffee?

A: Good luck with that. They were still drinking beer. You might have a case, but it's going to be a tough sell. You might need to get a lawyer who specializes in ancient Egyptian torts, and then you'll have to navigate the complexities of ancient Egyptian tort law... it's not like they have a Starbucks nearby, you know?

Q: Can I use time travel to sue myself in the past for my current mistakes?A: Ah, the classic "I'm-a-dummy" defense. While it's technically possible, we can't guarantee the success of your lawsuit. After all, you're still you, and you've probably just ended up making the same mistakes all over again. Maybe try a "I'm-a-dummy" support group instead?

Disclaimer: Temporal Lawsuits are not actually a real thing.