Tempo Loophole FAQ

Q: What is the Tempo Loophole?

A: The Tempo Loophole is a rare phenomenon where your past self sends you a strongly worded letter, demanding that you do your homework, eat a sandwich, or watch an episode of cat videos. It's like the universe is saying, "Hey, you, do your chores!"

Q: How do I activate the Tempo Loophole?

A: Simply stare intensely at a wall for 30 minutes, while thinking of the thing you should have done 5 years ago. The Loophole will manifest, and your past self will appear before you, holding a strongly worded letter.

Q: Is it safe to interact with the Tempo Loophole?

A: Absolutely! The Loophole is perfectly safe, as long as you're not trying to return an item you bought in 2018. That will just get you a nasty letter from the Temporal Loophole Collection Agency.

Q: Can I use the Tempo Loophole for personal gain?

A: No, no, no! The Tempo Loophole is for doing your chores, not for getting rich. That's what the Time Machine is for, and it's still in beta testing.

See the Time Machine FAQ for more information. Read the Temporal Loophole Regulations for more information on usage and safety.