So, you've heard of the Grandfather Clause? That's just the tip of the iceberg, folks. We're talking about the real deal – Temporal Loopholes 101.
Q: What's a Temporal Loophole?
A: A Temporal Loophole is when your actions in the past create a paradox that screws up the timeline, but you get away with it because nobody notices or cares.
Q: Sounds like every day in my life.
A: Ha! Exactly. But seriously, it's a delicate dance between causality and consequences. You might, for instance, go back and tell your grandfather to invest in Amazon stock, thereby becoming your own grandfather's rich uncle.
Q: That's not how it works.
A: Fine, fine. You got me there. But think about it: if you went back and told your kid to eat more fiber, would that be a paradox? Or just good parenting?
Q: I see what you're doing here.
A: Yeah? Good. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some temporal real estate to flip.