Predestination Paradox FAQ: A Time Traveler's Guide

Q: What is predestination paradox?

A: It's like that one aunt at the family reunion who always shows up, uninvited, with an unexplained haircut. You can't get rid of her, no matter how hard you try.

Q: Will I experience predestination paradox if I time travel?

A: Oh, you're going to have a blast! But don't worry, it's not all bad – you'll get to see your great-grandma's infamous "I had it with the chicken" incident from 1923. Twice. Or 47 times. Or 427 times. We're not really sure.

Q: Can I change the future if I time travel?

A: Ha! Don't even think about it. You're just there to observe, like a fly on the wall at the local diner during the 1955 breakfast rush. Just enjoy the eggs, bacon, and free coffee, and try not to make eye contact with the waitress.

Q: What are the risks of predestination paradox?

A: Well, there's the risk of temporal indigestion, which can only be treated with an emergency dose of existential dread. And don't even get us started on the potential for paradoxical flatulence...

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