Q: What's the deal with all these temporal anomalies?
A: Ah, you're talking about those pesky time loops, paradoxes, and whatnots. It's a real thing, folks. We're working on it.
Q: Can I just go back in time and fix everything?
A: Ha! If it were that simple. Unfortunately, every time you try, you just create more chaos. You'll end up in a never-ending cycle of "what ifs" and "if onlys". Trust us, you don't want that.
Q: What about the grandfather paradox? Is that a thing?
A: Oh, you mean the "don't-try-this-at-home" paradox? Yeah, that's a real concern. Don't go around killing your ancestors, kids. It's just not worth the risk.
Q: Can you just send me back in time to when the internet was slower?
A: Sorry, pal. We're not exactly running a time-traveling taxi service here. But we can offer you a virtual tour of the early days of the web. Check it out
Q: What about the butterfly effect? Is that a thing?
A: Oh, you're talking about the whole "one small change" problem? Yeah, that's a real thing. But don't worry, we've got it under control. Mostly.
Q: Can you send me back in time to when the world still thought the Macarena was cool?
A: Sorry, buddy. That's a bit of a gray area for us. We're working on it, though. Maybe check back later
Q: Can I just ask for a refund on all the bad decisions I made in my life?
A: Ha! You want a mulligan, huh? Sorry, pal. Time travel doesn't work that way. But we can offer you a nice cup of virtual tea and a sympathetic ear. Talk to us
Q: Can you send me back in time to when the world was still using floppy disks?
A: Ah, now that's a blast from the past! But, alas, we're not set up for that sort of thing. Maybe try the Flippy McFlipster service instead?
Q: Is it too late to ask if I can just stay in the past?
A: Ah, you've been spending too much time in the timestream, haven't you? Don't worry, it's not too late to ask. But don't say we didn't warn you... Escape routes