Q: What is Time Dilation, exactly?
A: It's like time in a blender, but without the fruit salad.
Because Einstein said so. Don't @ us.
We're not really sure. Ask the physicists. They're the ones who usually get lost in thought experiments.
Not yet, but we're still debugging the TARDIS (Temporal Accelerated Reality Displacement Inhibitor System). Beta testing is a nightmare, let us tell you prophetsOfTimeDilation
Don't worry about it. We've got a team of experts who are totally not going to get stuck in an infinite loop of causality.
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