Welcome to the Temporal Sensitivity Training program! This is the part where you learn to navigate the treacherous waters of time travel.
Q: What happens if I get lost in the timeline?
A: You will experience a mild case of Temporal Displacement Syndrome, which may include but is not limited to:
Don't worry, it's just a minor inconvenience. You'll be back to your normal self in 30 days or less, assuming you don't get stuck in a loop.
Preventing Temporal Displacement Syndrome is our next topic, don't miss it!