Time Eater's Problems FAQ: The Ultimate Guide to Eating Your Way Through Time Itself

Q: What are Time Eater's Problems?

Time Eater's Problems is a phenomenon where the fabric of time becomes so deliciously distorted that you can't help but devour it whole. It's like a temporal buffet, but with more consequences.

What are the symptoms of Time Eater's Problems?

Symptoms include:

• Feeling an intense, all-consuming urge to eat time
• Experiencing time as a series of edible, flavorful morsels
• Developing a strong sense of temporal regret
• Getting lost in the timestream, never to be seen again

What causes Time Eater's Problems?

It's a complex condition, but we've narrowed it down to a few possible causes:

• A temporal rift caused by eating too much of the timestream cake
• Inhaling chronon particles
• A malfunctioning chrono-sense
• Exposure to time-traveling hipsters

How do I cure Time Eater's Problems?

We recommend the following treatments:

• Eating a balanced diet of space-time soup
• Exercising regularly in the timestream
• Practicing yoga with a time-traveling instructor
• Consulting a temporal therapist

But wait, there's more!

Check out our other time-related resources:

• Time Traveling for Dummies
• Chrono-Crisis Support Group
• The Time Traveler's Bible