Q: Will time travel ruin my social life?
A: Probably, but at least you'll have a good story to tell.
Q: Can I travel to any point in history?
A: Nope. The timeline is like a big, complicated spreadsheet, and you're not exactly the Excel expert you thought you were.
Q: Will I get lost in the past?
A: Only if you try to order a latte at a 19th-century café.
Q: Can I bring back snacks?
A: Don't even think about it. The timeline is not your personal pantry.
Q: Will I meet myself in the past?
A: Only if you're trying to order a latte in that 19th-century café.