Q: What is ChronoDieting?
A: ChronoDieting is the art of eating food in the correct temporal order to avoid paradoxes and maintain the fabric of spacetime. It's like regular dieting, but with more timey-wimey consequences.
Q: Why do I need to eat my food in order of temporal significance?
A: If you don't, you risk disrupting the timeline, causing events to occur out of order and potentially creating a butterfly effect that will make you eat a whole pizza by yourself in one sitting.
Q: What's the correct order of eating?
A: The correct order is as follows:
Q: What about snacks?
A: Snacks are best consumed during the brief window of time between 3 AM and 12:00 PM. Anything eaten before or after will cause a ripple effect in the space-time continuum.
Q: What about drinks?
A: Drinks are best consumedประกduring the exact moment of the first sunrise on a planet with a breathable atmosphere.
Q: What about dessert?
A: Dessert is best consumed after the end of all possible timelines, when the fabric of spacetime has been sufficiently disrupted.
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