Welcome to the Time Space Continuum Paradox Prevention FAQ, where our team of expert chrono-regulators will guide you through the complexities of preventing paradoxes in the space-time continuum.
A: A paradox is a fancy way of saying "stuff that breaks the rules of time travel, causing irreparable damage to the fabric of reality."
A: Well, there's the grandfather paradox, where you kill your grandparent before they have kids, and the classic "what's that weird noise?" paradox, where you hear a strange noise that sounds suspiciously like a time-traveler in distress.
A: Ah, the million-dollar question! Simply follow these simple steps: Prepare, prepare, PREPARE (we can't stress this enough), stay in tight squares with your space-time coordinates, and never, ever, be late (we mean it).
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