Time Traveler's Guide to Preparation
So, you want to travel through time? Good on you! But first, let's get down to business. Here's a list of things to do before you start jumping through time:
1. Learn about the Space-Time Continuum. Like, seriously learn about it. Read books, watch documentaries, attend seminars. Don't be that guy who shows up to the timestream with a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt.
2. Develop a solid understanding of temporal physics. Don't just wing it, folks. This isn't a game of "Time Traveler's Edition" of "Dress-up and Guess."
3. Get a good timepiece. Not just any watch, mind you. This is a serious tool, like a Swiss Army knife for time travelers.
4. Practice your temporal navigation skills. Don't just jump in there blindfolded. This is like skydiving, but without the parachute.
5. Learn to communicate with the locals. You know, so you don't end up like that poor guy from "Back to the Future" who had to learn to say "Hello, my name is Marty McFly." (Note: Don't try this at home, kids.)
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