Time-Traveling Snack Preparation: FAQ

Q: What snacks should I bring on my journey through the space-time continuum?

A: Ah, you want to know the secrets of snacking in the timestream? Well, let us tell you, it's not just about the snacks themselves, but about the experience. You must pack:

• A chrono- chronometer (a.k.a. a really fancy watch) to keep track of time zones.
• Time-space travel insurance (it's like regular insurance, but with more temporal liability coverage).
• A snack-sized black hole generator (it's like a really strong magnet, but for snacks).
• A temporal thermos (for hot beverages, naturally).

But remember, snacking in the timestream is serious business. Don't get caught with a bag of Cheetos in the Dark Ages, or a Dorito in ancient Egypt. The locals will be... confused.

For more information on time-traveling snacking, see our other pages:

• Time-Traveling Clothes: A Guide to Not Sticking Out
• Time-Traveling Manners: Don't be a Space-Cosmopolitan