So you've decided to embark on the thrilling adventure of Time Traveling. Congratulations! First things first, make sure you've got your timey McTime Traveler (TM) certification from TemporalAcademia . Without it, you'll just end up lost in the timestream, minimalist art projects, and possibly a few bad time travel-themed dad jokes.
Next up, make sure you've got a solid understanding of Temporal Physics 101, including but not limited to: Timey-Wonky Theory, Chrono-Spatial Displacement, and the art of navigating the Time-Space Continuum.
And don't even get me started on Temporal Attire. You want to be prepared for any situation. Whether it's ancient Egypt, the Wild Wild West, or a dystopian future, you don't want to be caught dead in last season's fashion.
1. Always, always, always wear a watch. Trust us, it's a timey thing.
2. Learn to love the paradoxes. They're the spice of life, after all.
3. Never, ever, ever trust a time traveler with a mullet. It's just a bad idea, man.
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