Time Space Continuum FAQ

We've been asked to explain the time-space continuum in a way that's not completely incomprehensible.

Q: What is the time-space continuum?

A: It's like the space-time continuum, but with more space.

Q: Is it safe to travel through the time-space continuum?

A: No. It's not. You'll get lost, confused, and possibly stuck in an infinite loop of déjà vu.

Q: Can I use it to avoid my in-laws during holidays?

A: Sadly, no. The time-space continuum is not a reliable way to avoid family gatherings. You'll just end up reliving the same argument about who ate the last donut.

Try our patented Time-Space Continuum Escape Route A.

Or, if that's not available, you can try our Escape Route B: The Pretzel Method.