TimeStream Survival Tips

TimeStream Survival Tips

Warning: Time Travel is Not a Game

Before you start navigating the TimeSpace Continuum, make sure you've got these basics down:

• Don't try to eat the space-time fabric, it's not a snack.
• Don't try to outrun a paradox, it'll only end in tears.
• Don't try to communicate with your past self, you'll just confuse yourself.
• Don't try to bring back a tater tot from the 80s, it's a recipe for disaster.

Sub-Tips:

• Sub-Tip 1: Time Dilation is Not Your Friend
• Sub-Tip 2: The Grandfather Paradox is a Real Thing
• Sub-Tip 3: Time Traveler's Insurance is a Joke

Still want to risk it all and jump into the Time Stream? Fine, be our guest.

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