Time Traveler's Tips

Because time travel is not for amateurs, we've compiled a list of tips to ensure your journey through the space-time continuum is a success.

• Be gentle on the space-time continuum. It's a delicate balance of past, present, and future.
• Don't try to change the past, it's not like you can.
• Leave a note for your future self, but only if you're really sure you want to remember the pain of your current predicament.
• When visiting ancient civilizations, be prepared for awkward interactions with people who are judging you for your lack of togas and sandals.
• Don't eat the local cuisine. Trust us, it's not worth it.
• If you see someone famous from history, be polite, but don't try to take a selfie. They won't understand the concept of a camera.
• When visiting the future, try to blend in. Avoid any clothing with neon colors or acid wash, they'll stick out like sore thumbs.

For more time travel advice, visit:

• Preventing Paradoxes
• Time Traveling With Kids: Because You Clearly Have No Life
• Time Traveling in the Couch: The Art of Doing Nothing