Don't Meet Your Alter Ego FAQ
Welcome, fellow time travelers. We're glad you're interested in avoiding the existential crisis that comes with meeting your alternate timeline selves.
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Q: What is the point of time travel, anyway?
A: To escape our own timelines and find meaning in the multiverse.
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Q: Will meeting my alternate self ruin my life?
A: Only if your alternate self is a worse version of you. In which case, you're already ruined.
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Q: Can I meet my alternate self in other dimensions too?
A: Only if you have an account with TimeSpace Continuum Inc.
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Q: What if I get stuck in a time paradox?
A: You'll be fine. We'll just give you a nice cup of tea and explain it's not your fault.