Time Traveler Tips: Time Space Continuum Edition - Tip 2: Don't Eat the Food

Warning: Do not, under any circumstances, consume the free food provided by the time travel agency. It's not free. It's actually just radioactive waste from the 1950s. You have been warned.

Side effects of ingesting Time Traveler's Surprise Delight may include:

• Temporary loss of sanity
• Sudden onset of spontaneous combustion
• Uncontrollable urges to sing 'I Will Survive' by Gloria Gaynor at the top of your lungs

See also:

• Tip 1: Don't Touch the Dinosaur
• Tip 3: Don't Try to Take a Selfie with a Historical Figure
• Tip 4: Don't Attempt to Dance the Macarena in Ancient Egypt