According to our totally-not-made-up theory, Time Traveling Theory 1 states that time is not a linear concept, but rather a series of poorly connected, flashing disco balls.
Our research suggests that by carefully aligning these disco balls, one can create a temporal feedback loop, allowing for near-instant travel between any two points in time.
We've seen it in action: a man in a velvet suit, a woman in a fedora, a cat in a top hat – all traveling through time with reckless abandon.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Disco Ball Alignment page for more information on how to align your own disco balls and start traveling through time!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try visiting our Time Traveler's Manual for tips on how to avoid getting stuck in the 1970s.
Remember, with great power comes great temporal responsibility. Use your newfound knowledge wisely.