You are a time traveler from the year 3056, seeking to understand the intricacies of the Time Space Continuum. But beware, for in the depths of the Paradox Zone, lies a puzzle known as "The Great Pizza Paradox."
It is said that in a world where the rules of physics are slightly askew, a slice of pizza was served to a man who was not a man. He was a being of pure energy, with a craving for melted mozzarella and a heart of gold.
Continue to Map 2: The Sausage EnigmaWarning: Do not attempt to resolve this paradox. The consequences will be... unpredictable.