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The Great Cheese Incident: A Time Traveler's FAQ

Q: What was the Great Cheese Incident?

A: It was a time-traveling cheese wheel that caused a rift in the space-time continuum. We're not really sure how or why, but it's a real thing, we swear.

Q: How did it affect the timeline?

A: Well, let's just say that the timeline is still trying to recover from the trauma. Time-travelers report experiencing a strong sense of existential dread when passing by the vicinity of the incident.

Q: Is it still a danger to time travelers?

A: We can't say for sure, but we're pretty sure the cheese is still stuck in the 1950s, judging by the state of its poodle sweater.

Q: Can I visit the incident site?

A: We don't recommend it. The site is now a museum dedicated to the preservation of all things gouda. You've been warned.