The Great Love of My Life: Time Traveler Tales

Because who needs a traditional love story when you can travel through time and find your soulmate in ancient Egypt?

My story starts like this...

I met my love in a crowded marketplace in 305 BCE. She was a priestess of Isis, and I was a clumsy, time-traveling mess.

Read more about how I wooed her with a poorly made mummy's mask

I thought it was love at first sight, but really it was just a strong desire to avoid being eaten by the crocodile god Sobek.

But little did I know, our love was forbidden. My family was from a rival tribe, and we were doomed from the start.

Or so I thought...

But that's a story for another time...