So, you've managed to avoid the timestream for the past few hours. Congratulations! You're getting close to achieving the coveted Procrastination Paradox.
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It's a myth, but it's real. A state of being where time stands still, and the only thing moving is your to-do list. You're getting close, but it's just out of reach.
But don't worry, we have some tips to help you get there!
Remember, the key to procrastination is not to avoid work, but to avoid the consequences of not procrastinating.