Time Traveler's Guide to Not Messing Things Up
So, you've got your time machine, and you're ready to take the world by storm. But, let's get one thing straight: you're not going to mess things up, are you? Okay, fine, let's assume you will. In that case, this guide is for you.
Time Traveler's Tips
- Don't wear pleats in your pants. It's just not worth it.
- When meeting a historical figure, try to avoid small talk. They might just kill you.
- Don't eat the cheese. It's not worth the risk.
- When in doubt, just pretend you're from the future. It usually works.
For more advanced techniques, visit our subpage on Temporal Sassy Pants.
Or, if you're feeling particularly reckless, head over to Time Bomb to learn how to properly detonate your timeline.