Time Space Continuum Traveler's Guide: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Will I still have a functioning liver when I return from the timestream?

A: Probably not. You'll likely be a liverless husk of your former self. But hey, at least you'll have a great story to tell.

Q: Can I visit ancient Egypt and wear a fedora?

A: Only if you want to get trampled by an angry mob of pharaoh's guards. Leave the fedora at home, or at least wear a nice linen headdress.

Q: Will I be able to find any decent coffee in the year 3056?

A: Ha! Good luck with that. The coffee of the future is as bitter as the souls of the damned. Stick to the 1950s, when it was all about the diner cups.

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