Time Stream Safety FAQ

Q: Will I get a time paradox headache from time travel?

A: Nope! Our Time Stream Safety protocols are top-notch. You'll just get a mild case of chrono-sickness, which is like a normal headache, but with more temporal consequences.

Q: Can I bring back souvenirs from ancient civilizations?Find out about our souvenir policy

Q: Will I get lost in the timestream?

A: Don't worry, we provide a complimentary timestream map with every time travel package. Just don't blame us if you still get lost in 14th century Florence.

Read more about our timestream navigation system

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