Time Traveler's Guide to Not Messing Up History

FAQ

Q: I've just arrived in ancient Egypt. What's the deal with the pyramids?

A: Ah, great. You've arrived in ancient Egypt. Don't build any giant metal birds, okay? The locals might get a little weird.

Q: Can I meet Cleopatra?

A: Good luck with that. She's kind of busy ruling the empire and having affairs with her siblings. Try the palace, but be prepared for some awkward family gatherings.

Q: What about the mummies?

A: Oh boy, the mummies. Just, uh, just don't touch any of the mummies. Trust us on this one.

Q: Can I get a selfie with the Sphinx?

A: Sure, just don't expect it to be lit. The Great Sphinx is a bit of a party pooper.

Need more time travel advice? Try our:

Preparation - Because you don't want to be that guy who shows up in a neon jumpsuit to a medieval jousting tournament.
Managing Discrepancies - For when you realize you've just ruined the entire timeline because you ate the last of the king's favorite pastry.

Don't mess this up, traveler. Your future self thanks you.

(Note: Shadow is for dramatic effect. Not for hiding from the authorities when you've messed up the timeline.)