Q: How does it work?

A: Our patented Toaster-Time-Traveling-Technolollogy uses a combination of advanced chrono-calcium and a pinch of magic. It's a closely guarded secret, but we'll give you the basic rundown:

1. We insert the item to be toasted into a specially designed toaster.

2. We activate the Toaster's Time-Traveling-Device (TT-D).

3. The toaster creates a localized distortion of the space-time continuum.

4. The item is toasted to perfection, but now exists in a parallel universe.

Q: Is it safe?

A: Absolutely! Our toaster has undergone rigorous testing, and we've had zero reports of spontaneous combustion or toaster-induced paradox.

However, we do recommend wearing a flame-resistant jumpsuit when operating the Toaster.

Q: Can I use it to travel through time to meet my ancestors?

A: Sorry, no. That's a no-go. We can't allow that kind of reckless time tampering. You might meet your ancestors, but then you'll have to deal with their confusing old-fashioned accents and your own awkward teenage years.