Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is the purpose of a Time Traveling Toaster?
A: To reheat your coffee, but not just any coffee. This toaster has been specifically calibrated to reheat the perfect blend of chronologically-displaced, flavor-profile-enhanced beans.
Learn more about our advanced toasting algorithmQ: Is it safe to travel through time with my toaster?
A: We've taken every precaution to ensure our toaster's time-space continuum doesn't collapse. But, just to be clear, we can't be held responsible for any unforeseen consequences, such as:
- Your toaster turning into a sentient, judgmental entity with a penchant for artisanal coffee
- Your cat disappearing, only to be replaced by a toaster-sized, time-traveling rodent
- Uncontrollable outbreaks of spontaneous combustion in the kitchen
Q: Can I use my Time Traveling Toaster to reheat last week's leftovers?
A: Ah, no. We're not that kind of toaster. Our technology only applies to coffee. Don't even think about it.
Please, don't try this at homeQ: Is it true that the Time Traveling Toaster is powered by the laughter of a thousand kittens?
A: That's a totally true story. It's science.
Read about our unique power source