Time Traveling with Style: Sock Eating Dinosaur FAQ

Q: I've heard rumors about Sock Eating Dinosaurs (SEDs). Is it true?

A: Ah, yes! SEDs are real, but they're not as common as you might think. They're actually quite rare, which makes them all the more fascinating!

Q: What do SEDs eat?

A: SEDs are known to eat socks. Yes, you heard that right. Socks. They're like little sock vacuums in the timestream.

Q: Why do SEDs eat socks?

A: It's a long story, but basically, SEDs have a unique digestive system that allows them to consume and break down the very fabric of time itself. Socks just happen to be their favorite snack.

Q: Can I become a SED?

A: Unfortunately, no. SEDs are born SEDs, and it's not something you can learn or become. But hey, you can always try to befriend one and offer them a nice pair of socks as a gift. Who knows? Maybe they'll even teach you some of their ancient time-traveling secrets.

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