Q: What's the deal with time travelers wearing socks?
A: It's a bold statement, really. You want to make a splash, right? A bright yellow sock will get you noticed in any timeline.
Q: But what about comfort?
A: Who needs comfort when you can have style? You're time-traveling through history, not attending a slumber party.
Q: And what about the socks getting worn out?
A: Ah, the old 'Sock-astrophe' problem. We've got solutions: Sock-astrophe Prevention and Mitigation Strategies