Q: What is Timey McTimeFace?
A: It's a paradoxical time-traveling phenomenon that will ruin your day.
Q: Can I travel through time with Timey McTimeFace?
A: Only if you're a certified Temporal Physicist, and even then, probably not.
Q: What are the consequences of time travel?
A: Temporal Revenge, Grandfather Punishment, and Predestination Sickness are all possible outcomes.
Q: Can I ask for help if I've already messed up the timeline?
A: You can try, but our Help Desk is run by a team of highly uncooperative time-traveling accountants.