Q: What is the deal with the time-traveling toaster?
A: It's a long story, but let's just say it's still in the shop.
Q: Can I travel to ancient Egypt with a chicken suit?
A: Only if you're into that sorta thing.
Q: How do I get my time-traveling toaster working again?
A: Call the TimeyMcTimeface repair hotline. (1-800-TIME-TRAP)