Q: How do I fix my time traveling toaster that's stuck in a loop?
A: Try unplugging the toaster, waiting for 10 seconds, and then plugging it back in. If that doesn't work, try resetting the toaster to its factory settings by pressing the "I'M SORRY" button 7 times.
Q: What's the deal with the constant "TOASTING IN PROGRESS" message?
A: That's just the toaster's way of saying it's busy preventing the space-time continuum from collapsing. Don't worry, it's just a side effect of the chrono-displacement vortex.
Q: Can I use a toaster from the 19th century to travel through time?
A: No, don't try that. You'll just end up with a toaster that's older than you.
Q: Will my toaster's time traveling abilities affect my toaster warranty?
A: Check your toaster's user manual. But let's be real, it's probably not covered.
Q: Can I use my toaster to travel back to the future?
A: Sorry, no. That's just not how the space-time continuum works. Unless you're willing to sign a waiver and agree to pay for any resulting paradoxes.