Toaster Malfunctioning FAQ: Because You Clearly Need Answers

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Q: What do I do when my toaster malfunctions?

A: Call the Toaster Emergency Hotline at 1-800-TOASTER-HELP. Or, you know, just unplug it and try again. That usually works.

Q: How can I prevent my toaster from malfunctioning?

A: Use a toaster with a fuse. Trust us, it's a game-changer. Also, don't try to toast anything that's not toastable. That's just common sense.