It's 1976, and our hero, Disco Dan, had just discovered a time machine in his attic.
He traveled back to the Disco Era, but things didn't go exactly as planned.
The Bee Gees were on fire, literally.
Dan tried to escape, but the pyre blocked all the exits.
As he frantically searched for a way out, a group of disco-dancing hippies appeared, chanting "Stayin' Alive!"
"Help me!" Dan cried, as they continued their dance party.
One of them, a particularly energetic hippie, handed Dan a sparkler and said, "You're gonna have to burn it to the ground, man."