Q: What about the pockets of the future?
A: Ah, you want to know about the pockets of 3050? Well, let's just say they're still a work in progress. We're talking about the P-9000, the P-10000, the P-20000... It's a pocket-ception, folks!
Q: Are they still made of pocket lint?
A: Ha! No, no, no. We've moved on from that. The pockets of 3050 are made of a special brand of self-cleaning, self-repairing, and self-scenting material that's like nothing you've ever seen before. It's like a party in your pants, but without the invitations.
Q: Will I still be able to fit my hand in them?
A: Oh, you bet your space-socks we will. The pockets of 3050 are designed to be the perfect size for your hand, your phone, and your spare space-tire.
Q: What about the lint-roller feature?
A: Ah, you're really getting into the nitty-gritty, aren't you? The lint-roller feature is now an AI-powered, nanotech-based system that'll have your pockets so clean, you'll need a Hazmat suit just to touch 'em. (Just kidding, it's just a really nice fabric softener.)