Time Dilation FAQ: Because Who Needs Chronological Clarity Anyway?

Q: What is time dilation, you ask?

A: Time dilation, in our esteemed universe, is the phenomenon where we make you wait longer for your coffee. Don't ask us why.

Q: How do I escape time dilation?

Q: What's the deal with time travel, then?

Q: What are the consequences of time dilation, you ask?