You've got a time paradox problem? We're on it!
Q: If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, does it still make a sound?
A: Who cares? It's not like it's a real tree or anything.
Q: If I go back in time and kill my grandfather, will I still exist?
A: Probably not, but you'll still exist in a parallel universe, where you're probably still a terrible person.
We're working on it, but it's not like we have all the time.
Solve for X: If it takes 5 minutes to walk to the kitchen, and I leave the house at 9:00, but I'm 3 minutes early, what do I do?