Step 5: Time-Traveling Troubles

You have managed to build a functioning time machine, but things are not going well. The space-time continuum is experiencing a severe case of the 90s.

As you navigate the swirling vortex of neon-colored uncertainty, you are confronted with a series of cryptic messages from your future self.

Will you:

• A) Ignore the messages, because they're probably just spam from your future self
• B) Try to communicate with your future self, but only via carrier pigeon
• C) Build a giant, laser-guided time-traveling hamster wheel to avoid the problem altogether