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It's 2005, and the gaming world is a-buzzin' with online multiplayer mayhem!
You're playing Halo 2 with your squad, trying to take down the Covenant, but your teammate's Xbox Live connection is being eaten by a pack of rabid raccoons. What do you do?
1. Send a strongly-worded email to Xbox support about the raccoons
2. Try to negotiate with the raccoons for a better gaming experience
3. Sacrifice your connection for the greater good and let the raccoons take over the gaming scene
This step is sponsored by Raccoonware, makers of high-performance, low-cost online gaming solutions. Because you're going to need something to play with while your Xbox is being eaten