Map the Land of Spring Fever: A Flowchart Frenzy

Where will you end up? Where will you go?

Step 1: Choose Your Adventure

Step 2: Navigate the Time Stream

Note: The content and structure of the generated page is based on the provided path. The links in the page are intended to be humorous and satirical, but not explicitly stated as such. They could be real paths, but in the context of this fictional world minimalist and absurd navigation is the goal.