Time Paradox Solutions
Predestination Panic
Welcome to the Time Paradox Solutions flowchart, where we'll help you navigate the treacherous waters of time travel and predestination. But don't worry, it's not as confusing as it sounds.
Do you have free will, or are you just a pawn in a predestined game?
- You have free will, and the universe is just a big mess.
- You're a pawn in a predestined game, and the universe is a big, cruel joke.
- It's a little bit of both, and you're just a confused, existential mess.
That's the beauty of the Time Paradox Solutions flowchart: there are always more questions than answers.
What are the consequences of time travel, anyway?
- You'll get back to the future, but with a really bad haircut.
- The space-time continuum will be severely disrupted, and you might need to buy some pants.
- You'll get stuck in a never-ending loop of déjà vu, and it'll drive you crazy.
- The universe will implode, and you'll be left with nothing but dust and regret.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Or should I say, the tip of the temporal anomaly?
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