Flowchart Frenzy: Timey Wimey Time Loops

Time travel, the age-old conundrum: how to fix your 20th century existential crisis with the minimum amount of temporal paradoxes.

Step 1: Identify the Problem

Are you stuck in a time loop? Do you keep reliving the same day over and over? Or perhaps you're just feeling really, really old?

Either way, we've got you covered.

Step 2: Chart Your Course

Determine whether you're stuck in a closed timelike curve, a bootstrap paradox, or just a regular old time loop.

Step 3: Choose Your Fix

Go with Novikov's theorem and just roll with it, or opt for predestination and just deal with it.

Step 4: Apply the Fix

Try the Timy Wimey Method: just make it up as you go and hope for the best, or call in a time-traveling expert to patch things up for you.